You may not have read or heard about this, but the boys and I made a trip to Chicago this summer for Lollapalooza. Good times, good times... One evening, most of us were making our way from seeing a show on the South end (Spoon?) to the North end to see Interpol. It was a bit of a hike, and it also happened to be raining, and we also happened to be drinking quite a bit that day. About halfway there, we took a pit stop to make use of what passed for a restroom. So we're standing around in our rain ponchos waiting for everyone to finish up, ...