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This guy at work saw me poking around eBay the other day - I was trying to sell an old cell phone I’m not using anymore. He suggested I check out some of the feedback for this user.

eBay’s system is set up so that after you complete a transaction with another user, you have the opportunity to leave feedback. You’re only allowed to leave feedback for those members - you can’t just randomly run around a leave comments about someone. I haven’t been able to corroborate this story, but I was told that there was a bug in the system for a short time that allowed anyone to post feedback for anyone. Mr. “andy46477″ took advantage of that, which resulted in much hilarity.

A few samples:

* Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn’t beat his wife.
* OW, MY FOOT! Look what you did to my foot! You mangled it! Yes, you did…A+!
* There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
* Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
* Prompt, yet VAGUELY malodorous. Will CERTAINLY do more business. Has POOL!
* Rainbows are pretty. I don’t know why I shoot at them.
* Great guy. Outstanding physique, extremely polite, very handy around house.