For the last 6 months, Esquire Magazine has been building up to their annual "Women We Love" issue by gradually revealing their "Sexiest Woman Alive". I received my issue in the mail today,and boy am I disappointed. When I say that they were "gradually revealing", I mean that literally. Each issue has featured a 2-page foldout photo of a woman's feet, legs, torso, chest, etc... If one were to cut them out, you could probably make youself an almost-lifesize girl. In addition to the photos, each month a few bits of trivia about the so-called "Sexiest Woman Alive" were revealed: * She shares her birthday with the inventor of a brilliant scheme. * She is not Sarah Michelle Gellar, but they have ...
This might be the funnies thing I've read in a long, long time. And it's about my favourite subject -- me.