There was a great article over at Slate yesterday that I’d like to share. It’s in the format of a letter - from the author to Roger Clemens.
Apparently, the author is from Boston, and holds a tiny grudge against Clemens. Completely understandable. He calls him “fat” no less than 6 times, and picks out a half-dozen or so reasons why he hates him so much. I can’t say that I disagree - I’ve always thought Clemens was a bit of a dick - the Piazza incident from a year or two ago is a perfect example. T
his is the best of the author’s comments, by far:
You don’t travel with the Astros unless you have to, and then you go all by yourself. What’s with that? If you could, I’m certain you’d hire yourself out, start by start, to the highest bidder. You whore.
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